No, you didn’t hit a wormhole link that’s taken you to Kayfabe News. This is very real. And chances are, you’re either one of two people. Either the kind that feels Joey Ryan‘s penile humour and pelvic power-up is an affront to pro wrestling and are reading this to add more fuel to your fire. Or the kind that is salivating at the idea of an entire show based around one of indie wrestling’s biggest characters, with his frumunda blow-pop and all.
Joey Ryan Penis Party Announced
— Highspots Network (@HighspotsWN) September 26, 2018
That’s right. Highspots Network is presenting the first annual Joey Ryan Penis Party at this year’s WrestleCon over WrestleMania weekend in New York City on Friday, April 5. No more details have been announced about the show, but one would think it will be a “variety” style event, much like Joey Janela’s Spring Break events are just fun one-offs devoid of outside storyline. Or, it could be a convention featuring the likes of Peter North, Pascal White and Lexington Steel. Chances are, maybe a bit of both.
— WrestleCon (@wrestlecon) September 26, 2018
Either way, it’s fun to see some of the indie promotions events being unveiled for WrestleMania week in 2019, as WWN announced yesterday it’s own itinerary, featuring their own brands EVOLVE, Shine, Full Impact Pro, Viva La Lucha, and American Combat Wrestling (ACW), but also events with SHIMMER, Japan’s Dramatic Dream Team (DDT) Pro, Kaiju Big Battel, and Germany’s Westside Xtreme Wrestling (wXw) with shows from April 4 through 6 in Queens and Brooklyn.